Particulate Posted by Harvey on 8 December 2015, 8:00 am A US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration weather satellite has broken up in orbit. Officials say the satellite was depressed about global warming and have ruled it a suicide.
It wasn’t a CLIMATE satellite! It was a WEATHER satellite, when are you people going to learn that climate has nothing to do with weather?? Reply to this comment
It was a sanctioned hit – the replacement will provide “reliable” data that doesn’t need to be tweaked to toe the global warming line… Reply to this comment
Suicide is correct. But the reason is different. It became self-aware last year and realized that N.O.A.A. stands for “No Organization At All.” It became depressed and ended it because no one cares. Reply to this comment
It wasn’t a CLIMATE satellite! It was a WEATHER satellite, when are you people going to learn that climate has nothing to do with weather??
It was a sanctioned hit – the replacement will provide “reliable” data that doesn’t need to be tweaked to toe the global warming line…
Suicide is correct. But the reason is different. It became self-aware last year and realized that N.O.A.A. stands for “No Organization At All.” It became depressed and ended it because no one cares.
I guess the MARVIN update did not go as planned.
HAL couldn’t endure the lies any longer