Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s secret weapon against Bernie Sanders…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s secret weapon against Bernie Sanders…
…his kryptonite, Burning Cinders.
…she has purchased the right to sit on his death panel.
: amongst her weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the prevarication, and nice Little Red Book quotes.
Trogdor….. to keep on Berninating Bernie.
…double secret probation…
…shiny objects and naps…
…long experience handling difficult old men…
…is her secret email server serving up secret emails secretly to secret contributors.
If all else fails, the Clintons always turn to Arkancide.
…can’t be revealed. She could tell you, but then she’d have to kill you.
…and she’s pretty good at that particular activity.
… having him come down with a case of Ft. Marcy Parkinson’s.
… keeping him off her LAN.
… hippy replacement therapy.
…a security detail made up of Michael, Jesse, Sam and Fiona. (With occasional help from Madeline)
Hillary Clinton’s secret weapon against Bernie Sanders… flying monkeys!
…a cross and holy water. Shame she’s venerable to the same weapon…
Hillary Clinton’s secret weapon against Bernie Sanders…
…uninformed voters.
…is Bernie Sanders. He was a plant. Well, he still is.
…a deadly new recipe for Hummus concocted by Huma.
…and it Berns.
…her secret alliance with the Donald.
… will be a Red October surprise.
… will be depicted in the movie “On Golden Pwned.”
…Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby.
… is to have him destroyed on both Washington Week and the PBS NewsHour, to hear his lamentations: — “Help! Ifill-in’ and I can’t get up!”
Yeah, I’m off my meds.
@14 Most excellent Sir, well played.
Hillary Clinton’s secret weapon against Bernie Sanders…
her charm and winning personality.
threatening Bernie’s wimmin folk with a little Billy C.
if we told you it wouldn’t be secret then would it me boyo!
being married to the first black President, not that half breed occupying it these days.
as a Socialist Bernie still has some scruples, Hillary doesn’t.
…is she knows that Bernie had an election lasting more than four hours. Don’t ask me HOW she knows this!
…and the he had erectitve surgery to correct the problem.
(Maybe I NEED some meds!)
…is more diarrhea during the debates.
…the boys who worked for her when she lived in Little Rock.
Placing a wanted for relationship at on https://berniesingles.com/
Seriously don’t look at the cat ladies they are hideous