In Germany, women, Christians, and gays are fleeing asylum centers due to acts of criminal violence by Muslim men.
Easy fix: inside every asylum center, install a bacon factory.
In Germany, women, Christians, and gays are fleeing asylum centers due to acts of criminal violence by Muslim men.
Easy fix: inside every asylum center, install a bacon factory.
Via The Awesomer
“Whenever there’s a new tool, everybody goes crazy and they forget the fact that there’s a story.”
Oh… like with CGI and the prequel trilogy?
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DOD To Save Funds By Paying Women 73 Cents On The Dollar
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Students in one University of Florida course have been banned from using words such as “husband,” “wife,” “mom,” or dad” in the classroom because they’re not “inclusive” enough.
Yes, please make sure all your collective terms are gender-neutral, like “thought-police”.
“The future we want … is within our reach. But it will only happen if we work together.” — President Obama #SOTU
“In other words, you’ll need my permission if you want to reach the future.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
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