Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows that millenials prefer socialism to capitalism. They also prefer…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new poll shows that millenials prefer socialism to capitalism. They also prefer…
…bacon to arugula. (but they will lie about that)
…sharia to constitutional law…
…briefs to boxers…
A new poll shows that millenials prefer socialism to capitalism. They also prefer…
fantasy to reality.
A new poll shows that millenials prefer socialism to capitalism. They also prefer…
not having their own money and living off the kindness of strangers.
A new poll shows that millenials prefer socialism to capitalism. They also prefer…
following rather than leading.
…other people paying for socialism.
…a candidate who can ‘speak’ for a milkbone.
Collecting benefits paid for by others rather than working.
A new poll shows that millenials prefer socialism to capitalism. They also prefer…
not knowing what a word truly represents in real life.
running out of toilet paper.
long lines at the grocery store.
governmentally approved speech.
…spit to Shineola.
…illusion to reality.
…style over substance.
…Ginger to Mary Ann.
…easy over eggs.
(I don’t know what that last one means either)
They also prefer…
Safe spaces
Pajamas
Hot Cocoa
Basements (preferably their parents)
And any combination of the above that can be arranged for them.
…walnuts in their cookies.
…Pepsi, so the waiter never has to ask if it’s “OK”.
…beans in chili.
…brown gravy on chicken fried steak
…. a frontal lobotomy to common sense thinking
…the designated hitter.
A new poll shows that millenials prefer socialism to capitalism. They also prefer…
…New Coke to Coke Classic.
…crazy hair to crazy cankles.
…the freedom that chains offer to the freedom that liberty offers.
…having their own lock on the basement door, but that is their parent’s decision.
…5-year plans.
…Hot Air comments on Facebook only.
… chocolate to vanilla. Heathens. (Wait, is that racist?)
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A new poll shows that millenials prefer socialism to capitalism. They also prefer…
a frontal lobotomy and not a bottle in front of me.
… Boyz II Men
…importing criminals who might have children willing to pay for their imagined comfortable retirement over having kids of their own.
…a transgendered nudist crackhead with an empty sack over Santa Claus.
…suffering in silent fear until they can blame a Republican, over feeling bad about self destruction.
…No microagression!!!1100!! like, this post is a microagression, man, I mean, like, this is an attack on our generation, you know what I mean?, like, just saying this is reeeaaaally mean, dude, like WHO ARE YOU? man, like what gives you the right to compare us to ANYBODY, especially like our Baby Boomer parents who are like brain dead, who were just a bunch of hippies turned capitalists, you know what I mean? They sold out, man.
…chocolate with mint.
… to think that carbon dioxide is a dangerous pollutant and islam isn’t, so take what they say with a grain of salt.
… blondes (when selecting a president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP).
mom’s basement
@23
ba..dum..bum!