Loretta Lynch on whether she’ll prosecute Hillary: “This will be conducted as every other case and we will review all the facts and all the evidence and come to an independent conclusion as to how to best handle it.”

Translation: “More whitewash than Tom Sawyer tricking his friends into doing a fence”.

Asked about her honesty during an interview on CBS, Hillary Clinton said “I’m going to do the best I can to level with the American people”.

Uh huh. Like a fish doing its best in the Tour de France.