Students in one University of Florida course have been banned from using words such as “husband,” “wife,” “mom,” or dad” in the classroom because they’re not “inclusive” enough.
Yes, please make sure all your collective terms are gender-neutral, like “thought-police”.
Surprised any of ’em even know who their Daddy is anyway.
Why are they always trying to keep a brother down?
I bet the next ones to be banned will be the “?-American” hyphenated names.
NOT
“I’m angry at my Mother”
“I’m sorry, you can’t use the word ‘Mother’ in class.”
“Okay, my ‘female parent,’ then”
“Well, that’s a loaded term, as well. ‘Female’ and ‘parent’ could be construed as pejorative words to some people.”
“Geesh! How about, ‘the one who self-identifies as my birthing moth… I mean, person?”
“That would be fine. Please be more careful in the future in your choice of words, honey – which can hurt people’s feelings.”
“Honey????? Screw you, jackwagon.”
Parental Unit? Are they all from France?
There’s probably another word they won’t be using: EMPLOYED.