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Honestly, I think it’s the fact that people generally speak English in Canada, so moving there means no new language to learn.
I’d prefer Mexico for the climate and there are areas that are plenty safe from the drug cartels — i just don’t wanna have to learn Spanish. Not that I’m planning on leaving, that’s just my own thought experiment if I ever did decide I wanted out. Still dunno where I’d actually want to go though — the entire Anglosphere seems to have its problems, so I’d probably end up needing to learn a new language anyway. . . .
Given their usual preference for the host nation to learn an ‘”undocumented immigrant’s” language wouldn’t they expect the Mexicans to learn English? I do assume that Mexico isn’t any faster than us in processing immigration requests all those “Trump MIgrants” won’t be there legally. If we are still allowed to use the term.
Or better yet, the socialist utopia of Venezuela. Nothing can beat the warm weather, iron-fisted tyranny, and hours-long lines for toilet paper.
Cheryl Crow insists you only need 2 or 3 sheets to get the job done.
Crow herself probably demands the roll be replaced after every use.
These are the same folks that threatened to leave when W was (s)elected? lol