Straight Line of the Day: Now That Debbie Wasserman Schultz Is Out As DNC Chair, She’s Moving On To Her Next Job, Which Is…

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Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…

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  1. Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…

    a line of mayonnaise-based shampoos

    modelling dunce caps

    torturing Gitmo prisoners by simply speaking to them

  2. Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…

    the next most interesting man in the world.

    drummer for Spinal Tap.

    getting re-elected.

    Chelsea Clinton body double.

  3. …DNC Doorknob.

    …miming Harpo Marx in the rain, having a good cry.

    …just being aghast in the machine.

    …national spokesperson for renewable energy conglomerate Static Electricity Inc., then buying the company.

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