Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…
…personality coach for Anthony Weiner…
…spokesperson for Ramen Noodles.
…replacing Joy Behar on The View…
… filling up Augean Stable #9
Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…
a line of mayonnaise-based shampoos
modelling dunce caps
torturing Gitmo prisoners by simply speaking to them
Working for Hillary Clinton, oh wait…
Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…
the next most interesting man in the world.
drummer for Spinal Tap.
getting re-elected.
Chelsea Clinton body double.
…p0rn star! The world waits in high anticipation for a whole new series of “Debbie Does…” films.
Clinton Campaign Cyber Security Chief.
…Chief Flying Monkey Wrangler.
… building a better oust trap.
… driving an ISIS cream truck.
Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…
…victim portrayal.
…DNC brain-trust.
…housewife. Cooking, cleaning and making sammiches for her wife.
Schultz is out as DNC Chair, but if Bill gets back in the saddle she’ll fill in as DNC chez lounge.
. . . benefiting from the Democrats’ proposal for a higher minimum wage while working at the drive-up window at a McDonalds.
…DNC Doorknob.
…miming Harpo Marx in the rain, having a good cry.
…just being aghast in the machine.
…national spokesperson for renewable energy conglomerate Static Electricity Inc., then buying the company.
…Stalag 13 cook, demoted because he voice was considered too cruel to the prisoners.