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Archive of entries posted on 10th July 2016
New Polling Data Shows Dead Heat!
A new poll shows that 67% of Democrats wish that Obama could have his third term in the White House.
Meanwhile, 67% of Republicans wish Hillary could have her first term in the big house.
Link of the Day: Another Outraged Voter Echoes Charlton Heston’s Col. Taylor
[High Praise! to Hope n’ Change Cartoons]
Voting In Favor of “Breaks It”
I’ll just note that when civilizations fall, it tends to be an uncomfortable experience for those in the way of the falling rubble.
Which is every decent working man in America.
So I’m not rooting for it. I’m just accepting its inevitability.
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Buckin’ for a Darwin
[Molten Aluminum vs Bullets] (Viewer #658,984)
There are a LOT of things wrong with this video, but I think this comment from YouTube perfectly mocks what is, perhaps, the most cringe-worthily ignorant thing he says: “Contrary to popular belief, grenades are actually very safe if they don’t have a hand throwing them. They require the hand to increase their velocity in order to prime the explosives enough for full combustion.”
Maybe We Should Stick to Super-Soldier Programs, Which Never Go Wrong
Researchers have developed a device that lets you turn electrochemical signals from houseplants into sound, so that you plants can “speak” to you.
Eerily, it’s mostly requests to watch “Little Shop of Horrors“.
I Fear For the Future
[High Praise! to Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal]
The alt-text for this cartoon:
In some ways, I never left the Laundry Wars. I can still smell the killing fields now, fabric softener mingling with sweetly rotten blood. In the daylight you could hear the WUBBA WUBBA WUBBA of the washing machine, but from basecamp it seemed like a dream. But, in the night, in the quiet, the WUBBA WUBBA came from inside your own head – closer than reality ever could be.