You have a choice this election year. The two main candidates are horrible in completely different ways.

I’m a little verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. Ironman is neither made from iron or a man. Discuss.

“World ends because of Hillary. Will Republicans overreach?”

Hillary: “Police being able to kill people without consequences needs to end! Only I should be above the law! ME!”

So who do you want for president? A dumpster fire or the pure embodiment of everything we hate about politicians?

Hmm. Putting it that way, I kinda lean toward dumpster fire.

Has it ever happened that someone told an officer that they are CCW holder and then shot the officer?

People planning to do bad things with guns don’t apply for CCWs.

The only ones who see the world truly are babies. After that, we’re always struggling to see the truth through our preconceived notions.

In a nation of 320 million, one crazy person doesn’t necessarily speak of anything larger or significant.

My son hit his sister. I told him if he uses violence to get what he wants, that makes him no better than the government.

So does anyone know if the new Ghostbusters is any good or not yet, or am I just missing the point?

The argument isn’t that Trump is ridiculous. It’s that he’s a worse kind of ridiculous than what we normally put up with from politicians.

My church isn’t a PokeStop, but the vape shop next to it is.

Do skyscrapers skip the 69th floor or do the workers there just put up with people stopping by to say “Nice.”?

If you act like either Hillary or Trump is a great candidate, you’re either an idiot or a liar.

So how much money would businesses pay to be a PokeStop?

I never had any strong feelings on the new Ghostbusters movie. I’ll probably watch it when it’s available to rent on Amazon.

I was completely stumped on what I was supposed to do to pass the time while waiting for my phone to be repaired.

Pokemon Go is so buggy though. I just want at its source code. I know Unity! I CAN FIX IT!

SMOD is part of the #NoLivesMatter movement.

The way to make a better, more harmonious world is to put Pokemon in it.

It’s comforting to know that at the end of the day even Bernie Sanders is a soulless politician with no integrity.

The Supreme Court was unable to play a game of Candyland because they couldn’t agree what the rules meant.

I don’t know if Barack Obama is a particularly terrible president. He’s just a really small man that people keep expecting big things from.

It is not 1968 again. 1968 did not have killer robots.

It’s easier for a teenager to get his hands on a gun than on a MewTwo.

It was really disrespectful how President Obama looked for Pokemon during the funeral. Understandable, but disrespectful.

Know who likes Pokemon Go the best? Dogs. So many extra walks.