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  1. Well, the editorial boards are our betters, so we should certainly listen to them. After all, they’re the ones who broke the story of Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress. Oh, wait, that was Matt Drudge. Well, they’re the ones who told us about John Edwards’s cheating on his wife. Oh, wait, that was the National Enquirer, whose editorial board, if it has one, is probably not among those calling for a “fair hearing” for Judge Garland. And, of course, let’s not forget the editorial board of the New York Times, who bravely stood by Jayson Blair in his unceasing quest for truth. Oh, wait, he made those stories up.

    At times, I think that periodicals subject their applicants to CT and MRI scans of their brains to detect damage, and then hires the applicants whose scans indicate damage.

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