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Archive of entries posted on 15th July 2016
Bare Minimum
In hammering out their 2016 convention platform, Democrats have dropped a requirement of English for illegal immigrants seeking amnesty.
I assume they still at least require them to be able to recognize the letter “D” and the words “vote here”.
Thus the Phrase “Make Them Bake Cake”
Link of the Day: Giving Unequivocally Terrible Amateur Acts Their 15 Minutes Of Fame
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
12 Fun Facts About “The Gong Show”
If you have a favorite Gong Show act, mention it in the comments.
My favorite is that Kirk & Spock musical number where they actually broke the gong.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)
President One Track Mind
During a memorial speech for the fallen Dallas police officers, President Obama mentioned himself 45 times.
I’m impressed at his restraint. He normally averages that in a single tweet.
Obama Warned Us – Fair Hearing
Chicago raising its minimum wage is another reminder: Congress needs to keep up and #RaiseTheWage for hard-working Americans nationwide
@BarackObama
“Because otherwise businesses can still run away to somewhere else where it’s legal for them to make a profit. How is THAT fair?”
Straight Line of the Day: Canada Will Officially Apologize for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Canada will officially apologize for…
It’s Down to Lassie, Rin Tin Tin, and Chomps
Donald Trump said that he’s looking for an “attack dog” for his running mate.
Good luck. If the GOP had one of those, Trump wouldn’t be on top of the ticket.