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Archive of entries posted on 18th July 2016
Everything Is Probable Cause
During an interview on CNN, Hillary Clinton said that FBI Director James Comey had simply been “speculating” when he testified before Congress that her private server was likely hacked by hostile agents.
Sure. But when it came to dropping all the charges, he was compelled by rock-solid evidence.
Takes Two to Dialogue
Link of the Day: This Is What Nerd Humor Was Like Before Monty Python
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
The Computer Program That Helped NASA Land on the Moon Is Full of Jokes
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)
Why? It’s Not Like We’re Asking You to Use Incandescent Bulbs
While it went rainbow over gay marriage, the White House refused to light up blue to honor the slain Dallas cops.
Probably because Obama’s been too busy giving the green light on cop shootings.
Obama Warned Us – Boosting Paychecks
Congrats to Chicago and all those who fought to #RaiseTheWage. Boosting paychecks for hard-working Americans is the right thing to do.
@BarackObama
“Because they’re gonna NEED that money to pay their skyrocketing Obamacare premiums. Which are saving them money!”
Straight Line of the Day: A New “Robot Cowboy” Herds Cattle. You Can Upgrade It So That It Will Also…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…
Today’s Kids Have It Rough
During his speech in Dallas, President Obama said “it’s easier for a teenager to get his hands on a Glock than a computer”.
True. Mostly because when you use a computer, you have to put down your phone.