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Archive of entries posted on 18th July 2016

The Illustrated Frank J: The Purpose of a To-Do List Is to Check Off All the Items on It As Quickly As Possible

Posted by Harvey on 18 July 2016, 10:00 pm

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 1 Comment

Everything Is Probable Cause

Posted by Harvey on 18 July 2016, 8:00 pm

During an interview on CNN, Hillary Clinton said that FBI Director James Comey had simply been “speculating” when he testified before Congress that her private server was likely hacked by hostile agents.

Sure. But when it came to dropping all the charges, he was compelled by rock-solid evidence.

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

Takes Two to Dialogue

Posted by Harvey on 18 July 2016, 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Link of the Day: This Is What Nerd Humor Was Like Before Monty Python

Posted by Harvey on 18 July 2016, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

The Computer Program That Helped NASA Land on the Moon Is Full of Jokes

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Why? It’s Not Like We’re Asking You to Use Incandescent Bulbs

Posted by Harvey on 18 July 2016, 4:00 pm

While it went rainbow over gay marriage, the White House refused to light up blue to honor the slain Dallas cops.

Probably because Obama’s been too busy giving the green light on cop shootings.

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

Obama Warned Us – Boosting Paychecks

Posted by Harvey on 18 July 2016, 2:00 pm

Congrats to Chicago and all those who fought to #RaiseTheWage. Boosting paychecks for hard-working Americans is the right thing to do.
@BarackObama

“Because they’re gonna NEED that money to pay their skyrocketing Obamacare premiums. Which are saving them money!”

Filed under The Usual Stuff | 3 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: A New “Robot Cowboy” Herds Cattle. You Can Upgrade It So That It Will Also…

Posted by Harvey on 18 July 2016, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 29 Comments

Today’s Kids Have It Rough

Posted by Harvey on 18 July 2016, 8:00 am

During his speech in Dallas, President Obama said “it’s easier for a teenager to get his hands on a Glock than a computer”.

True. Mostly because when you use a computer, you have to put down your phone.

Filed under One-Shots | 6 Comments

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