Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…
…yodel.
A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…
be able to get that new Classical Jazz station.
…wrangle dudes.
…recite cowboy poetry in Harry Reid’s voice.
…herd anything*.
*except cats
*In your dreams!
…perform the duties of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh|t-kickers, and Methodists!
…automatically find your “one thing”…
…be your huckleberry…
Write songs about Mamma, trains, trucks, prison, and getting drunk.
You never even call me David Allan Coe
…crap bigger’n you…
A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…
be all hat, no cattle
…be unable to quit you.
A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…
punch hippies rather than cattle.
…star in Brokebot Mountain.
. . . hurdle cats.
A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…
not overload and blow up if one asks it to calculate Pi to the last decimal.
Or divide by zero.
…pick guitars and drive them old trucks. https://youtu.be/RePtDvh4Yq4
…shoot like John Wayne, grow a mustache like Sam Elliott, and fart like Burton Gilliam
…not have to go to a saloon to recharge. This will eliminate nearly all injuries.
…outdraw Kid Shelleen.
http://popcultureplaypen.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/kid-shelleen-drunk.jpg
A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…
…make julienne fries.
…herd black cows and white cows equally.
…sing Home On The Range and other campfire hits.
A new “robot cowboy” herds cattle. You can upgrade it so that it will also…
like faster horses, younger women and more money.
always draw second.
have a more “extensive” relationship with those electric bull riding machines.
have spurs the jingle, jangle, jingle.
do anything for Randolph Scott.
It’s faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money.
Didn’t know robots drank whiskey, thought they preferred Scotch.
…bring Obama voters to all the polling places to vote multiple times…oh wait, that’s the same thing.
…. the Hokey Pokey…. isn’t that what all cowboys do?