“All men are created equal” is unprovable, but principles like that are what you need a country to be based on to give it strength.

If you actually tried to base policy on “evidence” or science, history shows you’d have an extremely bipolar government.

People can be horrible when they’re sure religion proves them right, but wait until you have those who are sure “science” proves them right.

Avatar is the sort of movie you’d expect from someone who is a fan of the Star Wars prequels.

If everything in life had a linux command line I could easily access, I would be unstoppable.

I find I’m a bit more attentive with my children if I keep track of the hours I spend with them so I can bill them when they’re older.

Netflix raised my rates from $7.99 to $9.99. Don’t tell them, but it’s worth way more than that to me.

It almost seems like those Hellmans mayo squeeze bottles are specifically designed such that a third of the mayo never escapes the bottle.

For a country founded by the average man rising up against an oppressive government, we sure have an obsession about not giving up our guns.

America has a stark choice this election year between an incompetent crook and an idiot clown. Make sure you vote.

This would be a great year for some sort of candidate who is for both liberty and the rule of law. That would be neat.

“Trump 2016: A broken man for a broken system”

Don’t promise me tax cuts or a booming economy. Promise me politicians and bureaucrats in prison.

Hillary could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and while she might lose voters, she wouldn’t be prosecuted.

Is this what “Purge: Election Year” is about? “During the election year, for politicians all crime is legal.”

If the Founding Fathers who wrote the 2nd Amendment saw the guns legal in the U.S. now, they’d think we’re hella cool and give us high fives.