Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Clinton’s Assistant Admitted That Hillary Secretly Destroyed…

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Hillary Clinton’s assistant admitted that Hillary secretly destroyed…

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  1. Hillary Clinton’s assistant admitted that Hillary secretly destroyed…

    ISIS. Wait, did I say ISIS? I meant the Republican party.

    All that brave man and woman fought and died for over the last 250 years. Gone, all gone.

    the English language.

  2. . . . her latest victim’s ruby slippers.

    . . . the only remaining copy of her recipe requiring eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog, adder’s fork, blindworm’s sting, lizard’s leg, howlet’s wing, and Bill’s testicles.

  3. Hillary Clinton’s assistant admitted that Hillary secretly destroyed…
    The final vestiges of justice in this once, great Republic.

    I know it’s not funny, but it is true. And until we fight back, we’re deserve everything that happens to us. I never thought I’d ever consider armed rebellion against the Federal Government, but I am now. I don’t know how much more our country can stand from the oligarchy in Washington, DC.

  4. … the market for pantsuits (at least in the likeable-woman demographic).

    … the humor in the old Bart Simpson “I didn’t do it!” meme.

    … the chances of anyone else being offered the role of Sgt. Schultz in the remake of “Hogan’s Heroes.”

    … untold lives, fortunes, and sacred honors; but that’s not enough — you have to prove she intended to.

    … all the “W” keys that were going to be used in typing “Justice Now” and “Women Of The Future.”

  5. Hillary Clinton’s assistant admitted that Hillary secretly destroyed…

    …wire hangars (in a fit of rage).

    …US Military Satellites, with the help of the Chinese.

    …her credibility, she just doesn’t know it yet.

    …many more lives than previously thought.

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