Straight Line of the Day: When the Democrats Take Over IMAO, … Posted by Oppo on 24 September 2026, 12:00 pm
When the Democrats Take Over IMAO, …they would have to pry my one and only Harvey Award out of my cold dead hands to get it. 2 Reply to this comment
they’d just replace the Emu with Peacocks altogether. Annoying, loud, squaking, flamboyant, useless. 1 Reply to this comment
…”Nuke the Moon” will be dropped as a slogan, to be replaced by something inclusive after an endless series of struggle sessions… 2 Reply to this comment
…with his undeniable fascination with a certain kind of sweaters, Oppo will be strongly encouraged to transition… 1 Reply to this comment
When the Democrats Take Over IMAO The A will be interpreted to mean “Asinine.” 2 0 Reply to this comment
. . . references to Blazing Saddles and Monty Python will be banned, and the commenter referred to Judge Boasberg for contempt charges. 2 Reply to this comment
. . . commenter IQ will drop an average of about 100 points . . . joking about evidence against Hillary will now bring double top secret suicide 3 Reply to this comment
“… commenter IQ will drop an average of about 100 points” Only the be fair to the incoming noobs… Reply to this comment
All avatars will be replaced with pride flags, except DamnCat’s. DamnCat will also be upgraded to deity status, though nobody will ever actually read what he types. 1 Reply to this comment
When the Democrats Take Over IMAO, …they would have to pry my one and only Harvey Award out of my cold dead hands to get it.
…Emu’s feathers will suddenly have rainbow hues…
they’d just replace the Emu with Peacocks altogether. Annoying, loud, squaking, flamboyant, useless.
…current Interns will be replaced with the hosts of The View.
…”Nuke the Moon” will be dropped as a slogan, to be replaced by something inclusive after an endless series of struggle sessions…
“Nuke the MAGA” will be inclusive enough for them.
…with his undeniable fascination with a certain kind of sweaters, Oppo will be strongly encouraged to transition…
…we’ll all be welcomed into the safe space after we have fully assimilated.
When the Democrats Take Over IMAO The A will be interpreted to mean “Asinine.”
. . . references to Blazing Saddles and Monty Python will be banned, and the commenter referred to Judge Boasberg for contempt charges.
…they will turn Babesleaga, etc, into Gay and Child Porn.
…all bacon will be soy-based.
. . . commenter IQ will drop an average of about 100 points
. . . joking about evidence against Hillary will now bring double top secret suicide
“… commenter IQ will drop an average of about 100 points”
Only the be fair to the incoming noobs…
When the Democrats Take Over IMAO, … it will be a cold day in Hell.
All avatars will be replaced with pride flags, except DamnCat’s. DamnCat will also be upgraded to deity status, though nobody will ever actually read what he types.
“Upgraded”?
It was ever thus.
Oh, please. How they gonna get past the dinosaurs 🦖 with rocket launchers?