Straight Line of the Day: Canada Will Officially Apologize for…

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Canada will officially apologize for…

22 Comments

  1. … instituting Shariah Twain.

    … turning the RCMPs into the PharsiMPs.

    … inspiring Germany to elect Merkel J. Fox.

    … the weak plagiarism of their gun-carriers’ motto, “Molson Labe.”

    … everyone named Trudeau.

  2. Canada will officially apologize for…

    …harboring draft dodgers.

    … using The Force to convince the weak-minded in the U.S.A. that their healthcare system is awesome.

    …everything but SCTV and the New Red Green Show.

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