Straight Line of the Day: Obamacare Is Now Hiring Thousands of… Posted by Harvey on 13 July 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Obamacare is now hiring thousands of…
Obamacare is now hiring thousands of… robots to try and lower their Healthcare costs. Reply to this comment
… Ghostbusters 2016 cast and extras to tell us how great it is and you’re just a sexist hater for not signing up. Reply to this comment
Obamacare is now hiring thousands of… …attorneys. …radical BLM members for his civilian national security force to nicely “coerce” people to pay their ever increasing Obummercare premiums. …women because he can pay them less. Reply to this comment
Obamacare is now hiring thousands of… Uber drivers to drive grandmas off of cliffs Reply to this comment
Obamacare is now hiring thousands of…
robots to try and lower their Healthcare costs.
Pokemon Go trainers. It’s the only way to get people to the exchanges.
…Statisticians whose job is to fudge the numbers. Is Michael Mann available?
Obamacare is now hiring thousands of…
ducks. Rabbits! DUCKS! RABBITS!….
…librarians…
Obamacare is now hiring thousands of…
Bankruptcy lawyers
…undertakers…
Talk about syncronicity man, like…whoa…
Obamacare is now hiring thousands of…
Morticians. And no, don’t ask.
… Ghostbusters 2016 cast and extras to tell us how great it is and you’re just a sexist hater for not signing up.
Obamacare is now hiring thousands of…
…attorneys.
…radical BLM members for his civilian national security force to nicely “coerce” people to pay their ever increasing Obummercare premiums.
…women because he can pay them less.
…people to sign up for Obamacare. Your pay will almost cover you premiums!
. . former Comcast customer service agents.
Probe-u-lator operators
Obamacare is now hiring thousands of…
Uber drivers to drive grandmas off of cliffs
Armed drones