You have a choice this election year. The two main candidates are horrible in completely different ways.
I’m a little verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. Ironman is neither made from iron or a man. Discuss.
“World ends because of Hillary. Will Republicans overreach?”
Hillary: “Police being able to kill people without consequences needs to end! Only I should be above the law! ME!”
So who do you want for president? A dumpster fire or the pure embodiment of everything we hate about politicians?
Hmm. Putting it that way, I kinda lean toward dumpster fire.
Has it ever happened that someone told an officer that they are CCW holder and then shot the officer?
People planning to do bad things with guns don’t apply for CCWs.
The only ones who see the world truly are babies. After that, we’re always struggling to see the truth through our preconceived notions.
In a nation of 320 million, one crazy person doesn’t necessarily speak of anything larger or significant.
My son hit his sister. I told him if he uses violence to get what he wants, that makes him no better than the government.
So does anyone know if the new Ghostbusters is any good or not yet, or am I just missing the point?
The argument isn’t that Trump is ridiculous. It’s that he’s a worse kind of ridiculous than what we normally put up with from politicians.
My church isn’t a PokeStop, but the vape shop next to it is.
Do skyscrapers skip the 69th floor or do the workers there just put up with people stopping by to say “Nice.”?
If you act like either Hillary or Trump is a great candidate, you’re either an idiot or a liar.
So how much money would businesses pay to be a PokeStop?
I never had any strong feelings on the new Ghostbusters movie. I’ll probably watch it when it’s available to rent on Amazon.
I was completely stumped on what I was supposed to do to pass the time while waiting for my phone to be repaired.
Pokemon Go is so buggy though. I just want at its source code. I know Unity! I CAN FIX IT!
SMOD is part of the #NoLivesMatter movement.
The way to make a better, more harmonious world is to put Pokemon in it.
It’s comforting to know that at the end of the day even Bernie Sanders is a soulless politician with no integrity.
The Supreme Court was unable to play a game of Candyland because they couldn’t agree what the rules meant.
I don’t know if Barack Obama is a particularly terrible president. He’s just a really small man that people keep expecting big things from.
It is not 1968 again. 1968 did not have killer robots.
It’s easier for a teenager to get his hands on a gun than on a MewTwo.
It was really disrespectful how President Obama looked for Pokemon during the funeral. Understandable, but disrespectful.
Know who likes Pokemon Go the best? Dogs. So many extra walks.
“In a nation of 320 million . . . “
Just yesterday I saw a promo for a “news” special report on Dangerous Furniture That Falls On Kids: “The CDC reports that every two weeks in America a child is killed by a falling piece of furniture…” Twenty-six out of 320 million.
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“The Supreme Court was unable to play a game of Candyland because they couldn’t agree what the rules meant.”
In related news:
Loretta Lynch Refuses To Say Whether It’s Illegal to Lie Under Oath
Mediaite | 12 Jul 2016 | Alex Griswold
… “Is it legal or illegal to store, house or retain classified information in a non-secure location?” asked [Republican Congressman Jason] Chaffetz.
“I would refer you to the statute,” she responded. “One could in fact have liability, again depending upon the nature, facts and circumstances.”
“Do you have any examples of where it’s legally acceptable to retain classified information in a non-secure location?” the Utah congressman followed up.
“I don’t have a hypothetical answer for that,” she responded.
Finally, Chaffetz asked whether it was legal or illegal to provide false testimony under oath, but Lynch avoided giving a direct answer. “There are a number of statutes that cover that, both at the federal and state levels. There are a number of ways in which that can be found,” she said.
“You have a choice this election year. The two main candidates are horrible in completely different ways.”
In the end I chose Charmander. I could have gone with the third party choice of Bulbasaur but that would be like throwing my vote away.
I’ll take what’s behind door three.
“In a nation of 320 million, one crazy person doesn’t necessarily speak of anything larger or significant.”
Oh? Explain Hillary then.
“The argument isn’t that Trump is ridiculous. It’s that he’s a worse kind of ridiculous than what we normally put up with from politicians.”
I thought the question was is that worse than electing Hillary?
“I don’t know if Barack Obama is a particularly terrible president. He’s just a really small man that people keep expecting big things from.”
You are viewing this from the wrong premise. It is not that he is a terrible President but that his overwhelming successes all flow from his having an agenda dramatically different from every other President in history and one which was predicated on the deep seated hatred he, and liberals have for traditional America which they wish to see destroyed in all ways imaginable. Taken from that vantage point he is quite good at what he does and has been terribly successful in creating the “America” his fellow travelers have wanted all along.
“If you act like either Hillary or Trump is a great candidate, you’re either an idiot or a liar.”
keep going. You’ve almost got it figured out.