During a campaign stop in North Carolina, Hillary Clinton read the word “sigh” off her teleprompter instead of actually sighing.
That’s so nitpicky. They’re completely ignoring all those times when she actually did “blink”, “breathe”, and “don’t eat babies”.

Yeah, you haters never give her credit for not baby eating.
And even if she did eat babies, it’s not like she ate any more than every other secretary of state did. I mean, just because she had her own personal cannibal pot…
Guys, you’re making me hungry.
“Whether we can prove she had clear intent when she ate kittens, puppies, and bunnies is a little fuzzy.”
– James Comey
If she ate puppies, kittens and bunnies the leftist outrage would be deafening.
Babies, not so much.