Researchers have developed a device that lets you turn electrochemical signals from houseplants into sound, so that you plants can “speak” to you.
Eerily, it’s mostly requests to watch “Little Shop of Horrors“.
Researchers have developed a device that lets you turn electrochemical signals from houseplants into sound, so that you plants can “speak” to you.
Eerily, it’s mostly requests to watch “Little Shop of Horrors“.
Of course,, what it’s actually detecting are the subtle signals of global warming.
Or, plant language for FEED ME!!!, depending on the plant.
“Start emitting more CO2, you kingdomist bastard!”
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“Even I don’t understand Comey’s reasoning process.”
Listen to your asparagus crop. Ah, the music of the spears.
And now, a pod-cast from the Chloro Philharmonic …
Shoots & Leiders
Introducing harmony grits…
Music in the back ground.
But in the house, in-vase-ive technology.
I’d rather listen to a plant than Hillary Soetoro
We will find that our plants are like our cats. They only know one word: “Die!”
Since I literally DO have the brains of a house plant…I’m voting Clinton!