Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most shocking discovery of the FBI’s investigation into Hillary’s emails…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most shocking discovery of the FBI’s investigation into Hillary’s emails…
The most shocking discovery of the FBI’s investigation into Hillary’s emails…
the total banality of evil.
The most shocking discovery of the FBI’s investigation into Hillary’s emails…
showing her offering “yoga lessons” for 100,000$ a “meeting” payable through a “donation” the Clinton Foundation.
…she orders Dominos twice a week and always gets the Lava Cake.
All the careers she’s “Fostered”.
The most shocking discovery of the FBI’s investigation into Hillary’s emails…
an account payable to “Lovely Lesbians” that wasn’t Bill’s.
…she is the one sending out those emails purporting to be from the Nigerian Prince.
Dang, kind of took mine, which was a little different:
… the emails from Nigerian royalty seeking aid in laundering money were actually for-real.
The most shocking discovery of the FBI’s investigation into Hillary’s emails…
she used an online sock puppet name of Glen Greenwald.
…was that she expensed more than $1.7million dollars to the Federal government to cover the cost of “email postage.” and $1.8 million dollars to cover the cost of “that tech nerd who wipes all the stamp glue from my monitor with like a cloth or something.”
…cloth marks…
beat ya…
The most shocking discovery of the FBI’s investigation into Hillary’s emails…
…Weiner’s wiener pics
…Unclassified documents
…depends on your definition of the word “shocking”…or the word “discovery”…or the word “emails”.
…things that, at this point, don’t make any difference.
…that every computer in the office had a completely worn out “delete” key.
…one night in a drunken post-coital stupor, Bill used the server as a toilet and tried to delete some embarrassing emails by flushing the commode.
..the email server also hosted is the official website of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
…was, buried deep in the BIOS of the server, a programmers note reading “Putin was here…”.
…the “Sec State After Dark” videos.
You own me one BrainScrubber(TM) to get that mental image out of my head!
…was the Reset button on the keyboard.
…there were actually a handful of emails that weren’t concerning the price of influence or bribery.
…was the email from Ashley Madison…with a refund for not being able to make any connections.
Dang – y’all are hitting them out of the park today. I got nothin’.
The ones with pictures of her actually trying to do yoga.
ARRGH, MY EYES, MAKE IT STOP.