Republican Congressman Ron Paul has released a list of “fake news” journalists.

I’ll forgo trolling libertarians in favor of noting that a list of real news journalists would’ve been quicker to write.

A new study shows that forcing fast food chains to put calorie counts on their menus has not affected people’s eating habits.

Good. Now let McDonald’s sue the FDA for the expense of printing all that useless propaganda and see how that affects regulatory habits.

[Note: I wrote the headline as a joke. Turns out that was an actual recommendation in the article]