Iran said that if the US re-imposes sanctions on it, “the Islamic Republic would definitely react“.

With jaw-dropping and pants-wetting, mostly.

The University of Pittsburgh’s School of Social Work encouraged its professors to offer students extra credit to participate in an anti-Trump rally in downtown Pittsburgh.

Don’t know why that’s newsworthy. I’m sure they’d have done exactly the same if Hillary had won.

An Iowa lawmaker announced his plan to introduce a bill he calls “Suck it Up, Buttercup,” which targets state universities that used taxpayer funds to coddle students after the election by providing things like cry-ins, counselors, or therapy animals.

Expect students to dry their eyes just long enough to protest this bill with burnings and smashings.