
Sometimes the rules are such that losers win. See also the 2010 Seahawks postseason.
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A Democrat congressman wants the Electoral College to vote against Donald Trump and vote for Hillary Clinton because “the President Elect is completely unhinged”.
Seems a bit overreacty. Does he propose a coup when his over-easy eggs come to him sunny-side-up at IHOP?
[High Praise! to Scott Adams’ Blog]
I’m not a scientist, so I can’t evaluate the claims of climate science. But I’m knowledgeable in persuasion, and I can tell you with a degree of certainty that the number of citizens that believe in climate science predictions of doom would be the same whether the science was valid or not, because the persuasion advantage points in that direction. If something is scary and you can visualize it, you treat it like it is real. Even if it isn’t.
[High Praise! to Mental Floss]
25 Things to Look for While Watching the 24-Hour ‘A Christmas Story’ Marathon
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
At a Texas mall, an evangelical pastor told a line of kids that “Santa Claus does not exist.”
All I can say is there’s more evidence for Santa than their is for a Russian’s-helped-Trump-win theory.
“Thanks to the Affordable Care Act, your coverage is better today than it was before.”
@BarackObama
“Technically true because after your GOOD insurance dropped you after Obamacare passed, you had nothing”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Something a little different today. Caption this:

Help her find an excuse – Hillary would be President-Elect right now if only…
Donald Trump said that he wouldn’t take a “wrecking ball” to Obama’s legacy.
Well, with an ungainly edifice like that, a controlled implosion might be better anyway.