Donald Trump is reversing his campaign promise to prosecute Hillary and now says that he will NOT pursue charges against her.

That’s fine. Time for some national healing anyway. But could we at least strand her on an island with a cache of rum, a pistol, and one shot?

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Newsweek revealed that they never actually read the contents of their now-infamous “Madam President” commemorative issue.

So… very much like a normal issue, since no one else in the country read it either.

In Cuba, the jeep carrying Fidel Castro’s ashes broke down on the way to the cemetery.

I find that hard to believe. Cuba had a jeep that ran?