In Cuba, the jeep carrying Fidel Castro’s ashes broke down on the way to the cemetery.
I find that hard to believe. Cuba had a jeep that ran?
In Cuba, the jeep carrying Fidel Castro’s ashes broke down on the way to the cemetery.
I find that hard to believe. Cuba had a jeep that ran?
That was a Russian UAZ
One last attempt to stay in power.
They only had enough fuel to either cremate or run the jeep. Not both.
My condolences to the surviving families of the motor pool personnel.
Blatantly stolen from Howie Carr listener:
J’s are pronounced H in Hispanic therefore:
His Heep broke down.
Isn’t that spelled Heap?
Sing it, Fidel!
“Running on, running on empty
Running on, running blind
Running on, ran the show with a gun
But I’m running behind
Everyone I know, like at Guantanamo
People need some reason to believe
I don’t know about anyone but me
If it takes all night, that’ll be all right
If I can get you to smile before I leave”
…And did you see his coffin? Turns out Fidel was only three feet tall.
I never knew he was part of the Lollipop Guild
Carried atop an old Samsonite suitcase.
The scuttlebutt is that his security force wouldn’t let his actual ashes make that final public journey – those are the ashes of one of his body doubles…