Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Something a little different today. Caption this:
Help her find an excuse – Hillary would be President-Elect right now if only…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Something a little different today. Caption this:
Help her find an excuse – Hillary would be President-Elect right now if only…
“I am soooooo stoned.”
“I just left a ‘Hillary’ on the sidewalk.”
“Finally! Off the menu.”
Better find your safe space.
I just caught a snowflake on my tongue.
Do you want to build a snowman?
“After protecting humans for millennia one of us finally gets the top defense job.”
Even though my owner registered me to vote as a Democrat, she doesn’t know that I voted for Trump!
“What – Me Worry?”
“I have a plan to bite EVERYONE!”
“Hi Mr. Mailman . . . Didn’t know that’s an auto-locking gate, did ya?”
Pissed on a liberals leg, told him it was raining. He bought it.
Another Day without HIllary!
I love people…. They taste like chicken.
I just ate DamnCat’s poop!
“They said I couldn’t build a wall to keep the veterinarians out, but I did it!”
Make America Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat Again!
Why no. I haven’t seen the cat. Why do you ask?
“…DamnCat…” FTFY
B!tches love me.
O hai! U gonna finish dat?
“Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do you?”
“Ebenezer Pooooooch. I wear the chains I forged in life.”
“I have had this smile since November 8!”
Oompa Loompa doopidy doos.
I left a gift in one of your shoes.
Chris Matthew’s leg just sent a tingle up me.
If Bill Clinton had…
Heath Ledger + Karma + Reincarnation =
Abide
I LIKE getting blamed for everyone else’s farts.
Then my humans moved to Colorado, man.
Help her find an excuse – Hillary would be President-Elect right now if only…Putin’s dog (see picture above) hadn’t hacked her e-mail. No wonder he’s smiling.
Her dog ate her Humawork
I just told Madonna I voted for Hillary.
Pit Bull Demonstrates Shih Tzu–Eating Grin
….Can visit the WH without being in the dinner menu!