Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If California secedes from the US, they should rename it…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If California secedes from the US, they should rename it…
…Aztlan…
Fantasy Island.
(Yes, OBVIOUSLY it’s not an actual island. No more than anything else leftists believe is true, hence the ‘fantasy’ bit.)
If you dug a moat rather than build a wall…then it would be an island and you could fill it with alligators…
I know a guy that can make you a deal on a bulk order of alligators.
…North Mexico.
Farkupistain
Or Farkedupistain is you prefer
…Hippieland…
…Brokestan…
…The Land Formerly Known As The Golden State….
Moonbeam
The Land of the Lotus-Eaters
Hippie Valley
If California secedes from the US, they should rename it…
Terra Incognito
Alto Taxes
If California secedes from the US, they should rename it…
Moronica
Bankruptcium
Cali-scorn-ya
…Faults Equivalence.
Bravo! Bacon to you, sir!
Faults Sense of Security
Dumbfarkistan
Cali-gone-yay
Californicate
Kalifornicated
Because if they actually do it, they’ll all be …. well … you know.
Caliphatica
(I was toying with “Calipate-ornia” but it just didn’t sound right.)
The People’s Soviet Socialist Democratic Republic of Southern Canada.
Bankrupt
West Cuba
Cis-Mexico
* Insignificant
* Pequeño Mejico
* North Hell Hole
* Taxarkansas
* Fantasy Land
* West BumF*ck
China’s Other Rogue Province
If California Secedes From the US, They Should Rename It…
…State of Confusion
…State of Insanity
…America’s Junkyard
…Un-America
USSR (Uneducated, Simpering, Stalinist Retards)
The Faculty Lounge
El Dorito
Airstrip One
Potter’s Field
An oldie but goodie:
Commiefornia
If California Secedes From the US, They Should Rename It…
Yoursafeplace
The Land that time forgot
C.S.A.
If California Secedes From the US, They Should Rename It…
…Mordor.
If California Secedes From the US, They Should Rename It…
…Syrinx.
FRUITOPIA
Lower Volta
Trannysylvania
The Trannysvaal
EachAccordingToHisNeeden.
[Anthem: “We Succeeded; We Seceded; But All I Got Was This Pelosi T-Shirt.”]
The past tense of “Raisin D’Etre.”
Bansylvania
A Gambia
… [Motto: “Kumbaya pencil, mister?”]
… The NCR, of course! Need to have a nuclear holocaust however.
If California Secedes From the US, They Should Rename It…
Lilliput
The Bare F@g State
Faux-liberté
Califruitopia
…Turkeytopia.
…One Big Gun Free Zone Of Death.
…Joblesse Oblige.
…Pee Wee’s Bigger Adventure.
The People’s Republic of Disneyland
West Dorkovia
…Land of the Lost!
Marijuanaland!
Potland!
Unicornia!