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  1. Ever seen the movie Lone Star? Not a great movie – like most of John Sayles work it is uneven and a bit disjointed. The most memorable thing about it was Kris Kristofferson as a crooked, malicious Texas sheriff. Dude can be downright scary.

    Good soundtrack too – though I don’t think it had any Kristofferson songs.

    • A movie I was introduced to recently that I can’t believe I’d never heard of: Skin Game

      1971 Pre-Civil-War comedy where a white con man repeatedly sells and steals back his black accomplice. James Garner, Lou Gosset Jr, and a ton of N bombs

  2. “an insult” to share?

    Which of the following is preferable, when you are merely turning off a light and want to go to bed?

    .

    Normal Scenario: Turn off light switch.

    .

    Windows Scenario: Click “Turn Off The Lights” command on keypad.

    Windows: Do You Want To Turn Off Lights?
    Yes/No

    You: Yes.

    Windows: Turning Off.
    Please Wait.

    {Minutes later:}

    !
    There Are Other Items Still Running In Your House.
    Turning Off The Lights May Darken Them; and Anything That Runs Off Of Light-Power Will Be Disabled.
    Do You Wish To Continue?
    Yes/No

    You: Yes.

    Windows: Initializing.
    Please Wait. . . . .

    {animated dots run across screen . . . . . . . }

    {Minutes later:}

    Initialization Failed..
    Other Items In The House Are Still Activated.
    OK To Proceed?
    Yes/No.

    You: Yes.

    Windows Is Has Found Updates To Turning-Off-Lights Procedure.
    This May Take a Few Minutes.

    ! Please Do Not Disconnect Power Supply Or Turn Off Windows Before This Is Complete!

    {Hours later:}

    Update 54% Complete.

    {Hours later — the evening of the following day:}

    Lighting Shut-Down Interrupted. vds21asl4f6ka7js. Probable Cause: Error 5467: Power-Save Mode.

    Initializing Restart.

    Error! Please Turn Off Computer To Re-Activate Lights.
    Turn Off/Activate/Shut down

    You: {Accidentally clicking “Activate” choice}

    Windows: Irreconcilable Error Detected During Shut-Down. Windows Restarting.
    Do You Wish To Send An Error Report To Microsoft?

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