Straight Line of the Day: Under Secret Orders from President Trump, US Commandos Will…

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Under secret orders from President Trump, US commandos will…

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  1. Shoot whoever leaked the secret order and then be the guy on Fox who shot the guy who leaked the secret order that we don’t know about because it’s a secret.

  2. …open several now-everybody-can-eat-something buffets.

    …fire bomb their wooden rifle factories.

    …speed up their economic decline by infiltrating it with DNC staffers.

    …cross the border, play a game of shoot the fat guy.

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