Top 10 reasons why Melania is unqualified to regulate what school children eat:
10. She’s not black enough.
9. Trump is not our President.
8. She’s not American born.
7. She is less than 1/32 Cherokee.
6. Her hair is straight,
5. Her cheek bones appear to be chiseled.
4. She eats too much Buef which causes climate change.
3. She’s already height-weight proportional.
2. She has no experience growing arugula.
And the number one reason Melania is unqualified to regulate what school children eat:
Probably not, DamnCat. But no one can cook better chicken tetrazzini than the those sweet, old, overweight lunchroom ladies when I was in 6th grade. That was like back in 1928 – before government regulations.
Top 10 reasons why Melania is unqualified to regulate what school children eat:
10. She’s not black enough.
9. Trump is not our President.
8. She’s not American born.
7. She is less than 1/32 Cherokee.
6. Her hair is straight,
5. Her cheek bones appear to be chiseled.
4. She eats too much Buef which causes climate change.
3. She’s already height-weight proportional.
2. She has no experience growing arugula.
And the number one reason Melania is unqualified to regulate what school children eat:
1. She’s married to a Donald Duck.
On the other hand, could Melania be any more wrong than government nutrition nannies have been for generations?
Probably not, DamnCat. But no one can cook better chicken tetrazzini than the those sweet, old, overweight lunchroom ladies when I was in 6th grade. That was like back in 1928 – before government regulations.
They were church ladies, no doubt. No one knows how to make casseroles like chicken tetrazzinni better than church ladies.
Her qualifications are cherce.