The Illustrated Oppo: I’d Love To Hear Your Rationalization For Why Not

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  1. Top 10 reasons why Melania is unqualified to regulate what school children eat:

    10. She’s not black enough.
    9. Trump is not our President.
    8. She’s not American born.
    7. She is less than 1/32 Cherokee.
    6. Her hair is straight,
    5. Her cheek bones appear to be chiseled.
    4. She eats too much Buef which causes climate change.
    3. She’s already height-weight proportional.
    2. She has no experience growing arugula.

    And the number one reason Melania is unqualified to regulate what school children eat:

    1. She’s married to a Donald Duck.

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  3. Probably not, DamnCat. But no one can cook better chicken tetrazzini than the those sweet, old, overweight lunchroom ladies when I was in 6th grade. That was like back in 1928 – before government regulations.

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