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In a desperate attempt to raise money, the city of Houston, TX, is selling off some of its city streets.

Perfect. I’ll take Illinois, Kentucky, and Indiana Avenues & build hotels on them.

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  1. The mayor there lost his mayoral bid in the early 90s. I’m told because he was too “conservative leaning”. Strangely, he won this time because he was way more conservative than the lesbian activist he replaced. But still not a republican.

    It’s a blue donut hole surrounded by 20 miles of red city limit in every direction. Sadly enough of the red donut is the go along get along type to keep electing democrats.

    AND ANOTHER THING!

    Hotels on Mediterranean and Baltic avenue are the way to run the other players into bankruptcy. BWAHAHAHAHA!

  2. Statistically speaking, New York, St. James and Tennessee are the best properties because those folks sitting in jail are very likely to be handed a rent bill once they get out. Yeah, I like the purple slums as well, but love me the orange! (Trump always buys the orange as well…)

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