Straight Line of the Day: I Don’t Understand British Politics. Last Week, They Accidentally Elected…

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I don’t understand British politics. Last week, they accidentally elected…

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  1. I don’t understand British politics. Last week, they accidentally elected…

    Screaming Lord Sutch, 3rd Earl of Harrow

    Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

    Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith

  2. …a left handed banana slicer

    …Aloysius Farthingtonworthson the Third, winner of the jellybean-in-a-jar counting contest at the local high school back in 1982, when he correctly guessed “one”

    …Tor Johnson

  3. Bill de Blasio, Jerry Brown, and the California state legislature, because they need somebody to govern them in the worst way, and those folks have proven that they can do it.

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