Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
I don’t understand British politics. Last week, they accidentally elected…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
I don’t understand British politics. Last week, they accidentally elected…
I don’t understand British politics. Last week, they accidentally elected…
Donald Trump
I don’t understand British politics. Last week, they accidentally elected…
Screaming Lord Sutch, 3rd Earl of Harrow
Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel
Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Smith
…a left handed banana slicer
…Aloysius Farthingtonworthson the Third, winner of the jellybean-in-a-jar counting contest at the local high school back in 1982, when he correctly guessed “one”
…Tor Johnson
…”an halibut”…
…Eric, the-half-a-bee – because he had such a catchy theme song…
…Angela Merkel to head up the Ministry of Silly Walks. https://youtu.be/IqhlQfXUk7w
Even though Emmanuel Macron was eminently more qualified.
..Basil Fawlty, because of his strong immigration policy…
…James Corden
Yoko Ono to represent Bognor Regis in Parliament
Bill de Blasio, Jerry Brown, and the California state legislature, because they need somebody to govern them in the worst way, and those folks have proven that they can do it.
I don’t understand British politics. Last week, they accidentally elected…
Napoleon
James Bond
Loretta
Tarquinn Fim Bim Lim Bim Tim Bim Lim Busstop F’tang F’tang Olé Biscuit Barrel
-Silly Party
I used that but some person unnamed has not released my post from comment moderation yet!
That one was stuck in there DEEP.
Had to dig up a SEAL team to help me extract it…
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…someone with bad teeth.
…mohammed
Hillary Clinton
I don’t understand British politics. Last week, they accidentally elected…
Nobody – but the Nobodies will figure out which ones were elected.