Why is this one funny? Because it’s true. 100%.
Archive of entries posted on July 2017
Sunday Night Open Thread
Everybody likes free stuff. Because it’s free.
Well, nothing is really free. Well, very little is.
The thing with liberals is they think everything should be free … to them. They are all about you and me paying for it, as long as it’s free to them. At the enforcement of government. Which is to say, at the point of a gun.
But not everything need be forced free (to them). Sometimes, stuff is actually free. Of course, a lot of free stuff is worth it’s cost to the end user: nothing. But, every now and then, some free stuff is good. Software, for instance.
You know what else you can get for free? Entertainment. Right here. Simply by reading the comments. Or by leaving the comments. And now would be a good time to start, because it’s Sunday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
The Illustrated Frank J: Won’t Somebody PLEASE Think of the Children!
Typewriter Magic
[IBM Selectric Typewriter & its digital to analogue converter] (Viewer #627,669)
I remember the first time I used one of these, I could not for the life of me figure out how the ball moved so fast. I’m still not sure I understand, but it at least seems slightly less “invisible elves” to me now.
Still Beats Competitive Hot Chocolate Sipping
Now trending: recreational ax-throwing venues.
Meh. I was born a dwarf-tosser, and I’ll die a dwarf-tosser.
Saturday Night Open Thread
I hope your week has been a good one.
Heck, I hope it was great.
Unforgettable, even.
It’s time for you to deliver some classic lines. Or some lame-ass lines. Jokes. Fun stuff. Stupid stuff. Whatever. Because it’s Saturday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
The Illustrated Frank J: How Come No One Thought of This Earlier?
Wait… People Still Wear Watches?
[Making of an Equus alligator watch strap] (Viewer #38,351)
This is an excellent combination of soothing and nerve-wracking. I don’t think I could handle the pressure of doing the cutting parts. Sneeze or flinch, and your $100 watch strap goes in the trash.
Ground Floor Opportunity
A women’s college is designing a “Failing Well” program to help students “showing up in residential life offices distraught and inconsolable when they score less than an A-minus, or ending up in the counseling center after being rejected from a club.”
I’m starting a women’s college with an insanely high tuition, but it’ll offer free Kleenex. I expect to make a fortune.
Canada Day
It’s Canada Day. To honor our friends to the north, we present the Canadian National Anthem.
Happy Canada Day!