Ground Floor Opportunity

A women’s college is designing a “Failing Well” program to help students “showing up in residential life offices distraught and inconsolable when they score less than an A-minus, or ending up in the counseling center after being rejected from a club.”

I’m starting a women’s college with an insanely high tuition, but it’ll offer free Kleenex. I expect to make a fortune.

7 Comments

  1. Free Kleenex is socialism but Bernie Sanders will be so proud of you….Hillary too, she got free Kleenex at Wellesley College when she started crying tears of joy for Jane Fonda.

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