A women’s college is designing a “Failing Well” program to help students “showing up in residential life offices distraught and inconsolable when they score less than an A-minus, or ending up in the counseling center after being rejected from a club.”
I’m starting a women’s college with an insanely high tuition, but it’ll offer free Kleenex. I expect to make a fortune.

What’s stopping them from self-identifying as an A student or as a member of the club?
They should be instructed: “Know Means Know.”
They should be instructed: “Know Means Know.”
So where’s the failing for the rest of their lives “program”? God knows they’ll need it.
Meanwhile, at the men’s college….oh wait, that’s sexist.
Free Kleenex is socialism but Bernie Sanders will be so proud of you….Hillary too, she got free Kleenex at Wellesley College when she started crying tears of joy for Jane Fonda.
“Fail Well” and Adieu To You Fair Panicked Ladies…
Wait, there are still colleges that assign letter grades? What are they doing in the Middle Ages of higher education thinking?