Everybody likes free stuff. Because it’s free.
Well, nothing is really free. Well, very little is.
The thing with liberals is they think everything should be free … to them. They are all about you and me paying for it, as long as it’s free to them. At the enforcement of government. Which is to say, at the point of a gun.
But not everything need be forced free (to them). Sometimes, stuff is actually free. Of course, a lot of free stuff is worth it’s cost to the end user: nothing. But, every now and then, some free stuff is good. Software, for instance.
You know what else you can get for free? Entertainment. Right here. Simply by reading the comments. Or by leaving the comments. And now would be a good time to start, because it’s Sunday Night Open Thread.
Who wants to start?
An IQ test question given to a banker, an electrician, and a politician was, “What term would you use to describe the problem that results when outflow exceeds inflow?”
The banker wrote, “Overdraft.”
The electrician wrote, “Overload.”
The politician wrote, “What problem?”
How’d he dodat??????????
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If Hillary deigns to run again:
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Something in the way she’d lose
Attracts me like no other loser;
Something in the way she’s woo-zy
I don’t want to believe her now
Her voters will leave, and how . . .
Something about fake smiles, she knows;
Thinks she don’t need no other cover;
Something in her files that shows me
We just can’t believe her now
Her supporters will leave, and how . . .
You asking me, when will she go?
I don’t know; I don’t know
What sticks to the wall now? It may grow
I don’t know; I don’t know
Something in the way she lied
And all I have to do is think of her
Something in the things she hides
I just don’t believe her now
Her staffers will leave, and how . . .
[Alternate ending:]
You asking me, what will it take?
I don’t know; I don’t know
What difference now does it make?
I don’t know…
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Straight line of the night: How would the Founding Fathers have used Twitter?
Dave Barry is seventy today! He was born July 2, 1947. I am not making this up!
OMG, I remember reading Dave Barry Turns 40 the year it was published, smug in my comparative youth. He’s a Boomer too, however – now I just feel old, even if I am younger than he. Thanks, Captain Bringdown.
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George Washington to King George III “Delete your account.” (okay not original)