Jerry Brown Has Your Climate Change Solution

In a recent interview, California Governor Jerry Brown said that people need a “total brain washing” so that they can believe in climate change.

Let me guess… Governor Moonbeam plans to be among the chosen ones running the washing machines.

http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article182789821.html

5 Comments

  1. Cowardly Lion: I *do* believe in climate change, I *do* believe in climate change. I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in climate change, I *do* believe in climate change I do, I do, I do, I *do*!
    Governor Brown of California: Ah! You’ll believe in more than that before I’m finished with you.

  2. I am governor Jerry Brown
    My aura smiles and never frowns
    Soon I will be president…
    Carter power will soon go away
    I will be Fuhrer one day
    I will command all of you
    Your kids will meditate in school
    Your kids will meditate in school
    California Über alles
    California Über alles
    Über alles California
    Über alles Cali-California

    Zen fascists will control you
    Hundred percent natural
    You will jog for the master race
    And always wear the happy face
    Close your eyes, can’t happen here
    Big Bro’ on white horse is near
    The hippies won’t come back you say
    Mellow out or you will pay
    Mellow out or you will pay
    California Über alles
    California Über alles

    Über alles California
    Über alles Cali-California
    Now It Is 1984
    Knock knock at your front door
    It’s the suede denim secret police
    They have come for your uncool niece
    Come quietly to the camp
    You’d look nice as a drawstring lamp
    Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower
    For your clothes here’s a pretty flower
    Die on organic poison gas
    Serpent’s egg’s already hatched
    You will croak, you little clown
    When you mess with President Brown
    When you mess with President Brown
    California Über alles
    California Über alles
    Über alles California
    Über alles Cali-California

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