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What’s the Deal With the Platypus?
I really like the setup on this one, but the final punchline was a huge disappointment.
Sadly, I can’t think of a better one.
But if YOU can, please drop it in the comments.
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“Comic relief.”
“Somebody has to feed the cats.”
“Quit complaining or I’ll make you a platypus.”
I understand they are poisonous as well.
No soap, radio.
“Why don’t you shoot me? It’s duck-billed platypus season, you know!”
No, wouldn’t fit.
How about:
“Why he no got a bill like a chicken? Why a duck?”
“Hey, God I may not be omniscient, but when I forget to put mammary glands on a mammal, let’s talk, alright?”
Probably created on a Friday or a Monday, and you know what they say about American cars built on a Friday or a Monday…well the same thing applies to animals created on a Friday or a Monday.
“Then why did you make us this way?”
G: “I lost a bet with a platypus.”