Tuesday Night Open Thread

Not all old music is good music. But a lot is.

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So, what’s on your mind? Got something to share? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Our Way Is Much More Accurate

Government-backed surveillance projects are deploying brain-reading technology to detect the thoughts of people while they’re at work.

So… they check people’s Facebook pages?

More Unstable Than a Trump Tweet

[RockyByun Balancing -making a square with bottles on the shaking frame] (Viewer #35,443)

I can’t even begin to picture what was going on in his head when he decided for the first time that it would be a good idea to try this.

Link of the Day: If You Read Only One Piece of Kim Jong Un Related Satire This Week, Make It This One

[High Praise! to Duffel Blog]

Kim Jong-un defects to South Korea

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: What Fruit or Vegetable Would You Be?

Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What fruit or vegetable would you be?

I would be that fruit that only kills hippies.

Shut Up and Eat Your Raw Liver! (Oops! Wrong Hogg!)

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: The FDA Warns That Most Food Contains Traces of…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The FDA warns that most food contains traces of

The Illustrated Frank J: He’s Like the Joe Biden of the Right, Except His “Gaffes” Are on Purpose to Trick Leftists Into Talking About Whatever Topic He Tweets About

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Sure I Trust Him… to Be a Wild Animal

Now becoming hip and trendy: keeping a tiger as a pet.

Should be safe. Just make sure you don’t get one that’s still got pieces of Roy in his teeth.