Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

First World Gold Hole

Despite being only 4% of the world’s population, the US is home to 25% of the world’s billionaires.

Sadly though, we’re also home to 99% of the people who set cop cars on fire protesting about it.

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Let Me Know When They Find Rigel II

[How to Find an Exoplanet] (Viewer #225,926)

I was vaguely away that it had something to do with gravity and wobbles & such, but this makes it a lot more clear.

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Link of the Day: This Is Why I Hate to Hear My Name During the Work Day. Or Any Other Day

[High Praise! to MonkeyUser.com]

Focus

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: What Sport Would You Compete in If You Were in the Olympics?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics?

That one where you’re least likely to be cripplingly injured after a massive performance failure.

So either curling or snowboard men’s half-pipe.

Because after you eliminate curling, every other event can kill you, so might as well die following Shaun White.

This Image Makes Me Smile

[High Praise! to AfterMath]

Straight Line of the Day: North Korea Is Threatening to Cancel a Planned Summit with President Trump Because…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

North Korea is threatening to cancel a planned summit with President Trump because…

The Illustrated Frank J: Explaining Gun Control

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Some Happy News You Might’ve Missed Because It Doesn’t Fit the Narrative, So the MSM Will Only Say It Once

‘Heroic’ resource officer hailed for stopping armed teen at high school, saving lives

So You KNOW They Know Fake News When They See It

A new report shows that Facebook had over a billion fake accounts last year.

Basically, Facebook is the Monopoly bank of social media.

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