Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korea is threatening to cancel a planned summit with President Trump because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
North Korea is threatening to cancel a planned summit with President Trump because…
Kim is jealous of Trump’s barber.
…no Panda Express catering service.
Dennis Rodman wasn’t invited.
…it’s Kim’s time of the month.
…Trump sent him a case of “New Coke”
…Trump refuses to bow.
…no tick-y, no wash-y.
North Korea is threatening to cancel a planned summit with President Trump because…
he was paid a visit by John Kerry.
the Un-Cola has been banned
no dough-nuts
I heard the Pillsbury Doughboy actually has dough nuts.
North Korea is threatening to cancel a planned summit with President Trump because Kim’s boomerang won’t comeback! He’s a big disgrace to the North Korean race, his boomerang won’t comeback!
…Kim heard that Trump has been tweeting about the superior size of his other summits (“They’re UUUUGE!)
I guess that’s better than tweeting about Stormys’ UUUUGE fake breasts!
Kim found out Trumps hands were bigger than his.
…in Trump’s America a summit is not beers with Obama but instead a midget tossing competition.
There were brown M&M’s in the bowl backstage.
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