Icebreaker: Which Office Machine Is Your Favorite?

Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

Which office machine is your favorite?

Either the fax machine from Office Space (which I imagine coming back in a sequel that’s also a “Christine” parody), or Agnes the computer from that one Twilight Zone episode.