Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:
76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
Which office machine is your favorite?
Either the fax machine from Office Space (which I imagine coming back in a sequel that’s also a “Christine” parody), or Agnes the computer from that one Twilight Zone episode.

Loretta.
The mimeograph machine .
I copied you – this is entirely too meta for words…
The mimeograph machine…the smell of a freshly produced page is unmistakable, and unforgettable.
Copy that!
The Fist-o-Matic.
The Keurig
Teletype, TT-4 was a fave. SB 22 switchboard is a close second.
Catculator
The shredder, because it gets rid of all that incriminating evidence. If you don’t believe me…just ask Hillary.
My pencil sharpener, which looks like the nose of a Caucasian. You insert a pencil into one of the nostrils and twist to sharpen the pencil.