Tuesday Night Open Thread

Some songs are timeless.

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What’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

The Biggest Problem? The Program Is Being Run by the French

The French government defended its anti-terrorism measures, after it turned out that the perpetrator of a deadly knife attack in Paris was on a state security watchlist.

Yes, the system works as intended – it keeps ineffectual bureaucrats employed.

Bang!… Ding! Ding! Ding!… Dead

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So… never shoot anything at a 45 degree angle.

Link of the Day: Apparently Iron Man Narrowly Missed Being As Bad As Green Lantern

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

12 Super Facts About Iron Man

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: Who Would Play You in a Film?

Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

Who would play you in a film?

Probably Ryan Reynolds, once we gray up that beard and knock that hairline back some.

PEOPLE on the Moon. Twerpy Little Robots Don’t Count

[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

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Straight Line of the Day: China’s First Aircraft Carrier Has Launched. Among Its Notable Features…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

China’s first aircraft carrier has launched. Among its Notable features…

The Illustrated Frank J: The People Who Keep Trying to Put an Elephant in Your Room and Then Talk About It

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The Real Reason Is The One She’s Pretending It’s Not

During a recent appearance, Hillary Clinton said “There is still a very large proportion of the population that is uneasy with women in positions of leadership.”

Absolutely. When they’re Hillary-level corrupt and incompetent.