Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
China’s first aircraft carrier has launched. Among its Notable features…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
China’s first aircraft carrier has launched. Among its Notable features…
…with six you get eggroll…
China’s first aircraft carrier has launched. Among its Notable features…
faster takeout delivery times.
It’s landlocked.
http://viewfromaboveblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/landlocked-aircraft-carrier.html
China’s first aircraft carrier has launched. Among its Notable features…
are fear and surprise. And terror. And an almost fanatical devotion to tyranny.
…I’m not saying it’s crewed by aliens….. but it’s crewed by aliens.
Curse you! Vengeance shall be mine, I swear this on my father’s grave!
By Grapthar’s hammer you will be avenged!
My name is Inigo Montoya, you stole my line, prepare to die!
Pull my finger
Do you have six?
Yes, but only five are mine, I keep the other in my desk drawer
Well I can think of worst places to keep a finger.
a digital library, for one…
I was thinking nose. Of course if it is a thumb there is another place for that.
Technically shouldn’t that be Ariens?
What does lawn and snow equipment have to do with it.
They are both second hand propulsions?
It’s made of china.
a design for manufactured island hopping.
China’s first aircraft carrier has launched. Among its Notable features…
it does not drive very well/.
Only an hour after launching it, they wanted to launch it again.
North Korean Hookers & blow.
with smaller sized facilities its only good for a little head.
The sticker on the bottom says Made In Mexico
uses purloined American technology.
It reaks
…it comes with a giant rubber ducky
China’s first aircraft carrier has launched. Among its Notable features…
inside there is a fortune and your lucky numbers.
China’s first aircraft carrier has launched. Among its Notable features…
Kaisha-nunin are included.
is that there is a hidden microphone for every bunk.
…is it happy lucky purpose to help planes to up in sky
China’s first aircraft carrier has launched. Among its Notable features…
when you say “Marco” it must reply “Polo”.
Marco
Poro
million-man catapult
…the Sunday all you can eat buffet.
…a three hour tour
Sailing, sailing
Over the shrimp lo mein….
…it’s long and hard and full of seamen
The big wind up key sticking out of one side.
first woman aviator landed upside down…. had crack up.
…amusing but ineffectual fire drills.
the Engrish operations manual is so hard to understand nobody can operate it.
any time you open a a room labeled “supplies” a bunch of people jump out and yell “SUPPLIES!!!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB2GboGOuTI
a whole lot of culturally appropriated prom dresses.
But not as big as an American’s.
it’s not just a piece of….. its a whole Junk.
…weaponized kimchi.
uh, kimchi isn’t Chinese. It’s Korean.
Yeah, I know. That’s why it’s so notable…
…water wings.
…the 2000 oar ports.
is that it is the first aircraft carrier built by slave labor other than those that belonged to the Soviet Union.
… a crude imitation (or is that crewed?) of Harvey serving onboard, made in China.
… stealth technology: it’s named the Calgon.
More stealth technology: there’s no Peking.
… if Mr. Taggert wants to, he can always dock it, costing it a day’s pay.
… it’s never had an Occident.
It stumbles into town
Just like a sacred cow
Revisions of swastikas in its head
Plans for everyone
It’s got the whites in its eyes
The battle China girl
You shouldn’t mess with it
It’ll ruin everything you are
You know:
They’ll give you television
They’ll take you, eyes-of-blue
They’ll give you a man who wants to rule the world
I came this close to using that earlier.
… Hu’s on first.
I Dong Chow.
The crew consists entirely of rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Communists!