Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
Currently: The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics?
That one where you’re least likely to be cripplingly injured after a massive performance failure.
So either curling or snowboard men’s half-pipe.
Because after you eliminate curling, every other event can kill you, so might as well die following Shaun White.

Prole Vaulting
The Downhill Shalom
Curling
Is that when they get the gold medal for the biggest handle bar mustache?
Are males allowed to compete in Women’s Volleyball? That looks like something I’d like to compete in.
the MAGAthon
Weight Restriction Lifting
Synchronized De-Schwimmering (not a big fan of David Schwimmer)
Jumping to conclusions
What sport would you compete in if you were in the Olympics?
There can be only one.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdO7s_CUo0E&w=560&h=315%5D
Ever since they eliminated speed walking, I lost interest.