Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
life.
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
nourishment
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
I’m not saying its Aliens, but… its Aliens.
…actually undocumented immigrants
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
white privilege.
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
meat, so the joke is on you Vegans, suck it!
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
fruit cake.
“PEOPLE! Food contains traces of PEOPLE!”
Ok Detective Thorn.
…dihydrogen monoxide
But in a watered down version
…snowflake tears…
…why you should never irritate your server…
taste, unless it’s been prepared by a vegan.
carbon, so you can reduce your carbon footprint by not eating.
corn or soybeans from Iowa.
… chicken
Guilt…but only the good tasting stuff.
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
Government bureaucracy.
Unless you grow it yourself.
But even then you probably need a permit or something from some level of government.
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
a Mother’s love.
Jimmy Hoffa
insect parts
The FDA warns that most food contains traces of…
…love, long ago, that didn’t work out right.
-or-
…hope, in the night, that she’ll come back and dry.
…saliva, sweat and the bite pattern of Michael Moore.
…Harvey Weinstein.
…fast food wrappers.
stuff that will eventually be found to increase risk of cancer.
Luckily only in rats. But on the down side all foods contain trace amounts of rats so…
… the increasingly inaccurately named additive, ‘monosyllabic glutamate.’