Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
…telling people to pull his finger.
…playing pron music during pat-downs.
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
repeating over and over, “Sarah Conner?”
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
talking like C3PO. Well, not so much freaking people out but annoying them to no end that’s for sure.
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
insisting that they play a game.
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
trying to solicit driverless cars.
Dispensing Flight Insurance.
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A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
leaving little tracks of oil all over the place.
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
asking people to “Take them to your leader.”
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
being shocked, shocked! That terrorists may be trying to get on the plane.
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
complaining about how they flunked out of Automatic Pilot school and had to take this crummy job and it hardly covers their school loans and the wife just told him she was leaving him for a hot little R2D2 unit and…
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
by complaining, I didn’t ask to be made: no one consulted me or considered my feelings in the matter. I don’t think it even occurred to them that I might have feelings. After I was made, I was left in a dark room for six months… and me with this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. I called for succour in my loneliness, but did anyone come? Did they hell. My first and only true friend was a small rat. One day it crawled into a cavity in my right ankle and died. I have a horrible feeling it’s still there…
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
telling people…
” the best conversation he had was over 40 million years ago with a coffee machine.”
“I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed.”
“You are one of the least benightedly unintelligent life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.”
“I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death.”
“I could calculate your chance of survival, but you won’t like it.”
“Now the world has gone to bed
Darkness won’t engulf my head
I can see by infra-red
How I hate the night
Now I lay me down to sleep
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep
How I hate the night”
“You watch this door. It’s about to open again. I can tell by the intolerable air of smugness it suddenly generates.”
Do you have your towel?
…being attentive, sensitive, and helpful…
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
By doing body searches with cold metal hands.
…concluding all its human interactions by saying “Allahu Akbar”.
… saying “This sort of thing has happened before, and it has always been attributable to human airfare.”
… it’s brand name, “The Terminalator.”
…taking DNA samples and insisting on addressing folks as the gender revealed by their chromosomes.
Danger Will Robinson. Full body cavity search approching! Danger!
… performing cavity magnetron searches.
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
insisting that they are organic lifeforms and carbon-based units “infesting” the Earth that must be eliminated.
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
rolling around and yelling “Hellloooooo Sailor!”
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
asking people for spare change to buy a pack of batteries.
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
saying…
Hello, we’d like you to have this flower
from the Religious Consciousness Church.
…and don’t call me Shirley.
… making time with the wall clock.
… addressing every voyager as “VGer.”
… going nuts when it is told that LAX security must be STRICT security.
… searching (without moderation) for every human’s little black box.
Asking women if they want to sit on his GUI.
Talk about flying the user-friendly skies . . .
… transforming the blue zone, for loading and unloading only, into the blue zone of death.
… intiating a new program: “Kiosk and Tell.”
… repeating “Point eight-one, eight-one, eight-one, eight-one . . . ” to infinity when told to recognize another 9/11.
Torqueing its own nuts
Not opening the pod bay doors
Saying, oil can… oil can… oilcan
Asking if you’ve ever been jn a Turkish prison
“Have you ever seen a grown robot naked?”
… saying “All this has happened before, and all this will happen again.”
A new airport security robot is freaking people out by…
actualy doing its job. They thought It was supposed to be TSA.